Born in the USA
I promise I am in no way comparing myself to this iconic album cover from The Boss. But, I mean, totally unplanned, it does look like the front, lady style version of this shot, except instead of a baseball cap, I am sporting a red hand painted silk pocket book and a patton leather Hermes belt of murky authenticity. Again, this falls into the pantheon of items that may or may not be the real deal. But as I've said before, who cares. And as we approach our nation's birthday, what better way to celebrate than by wearing the quintessential piece of American fashion: blue jeans. USA! USA! USA!